Friday, December 19, 2008

December 19


Tonight we went to a Christmas party where they played the "white elephant" game. I had Rod stop by Home Depot and pick up a $5.00 toilet seat. As I was seaching for a picture of a toilet seat on the internet for this post, I found one that was over $1000 (the bottom one). I mean really, people - who wants to sit on a $1000+ toilet seat!!!

Anyway, the point of the story: our white elephant gift idea was a HUGE hit at the party. I enclosed this poem that I wrote with instructions to read it after the gift was opened. The poor guy that ended up opening the gift and reading the poem kept saying "I don't know if I can do this!" and he was just laughing so hard! People were all asking for a copy of it. I did not admit that I was the author, but just smiled and laughed with everyone else. It was so fun to see people get such a good laugh! Here is the poem:



The Week Before Christmas

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the room,
There were goodies and candies and food to consume.

I drank and I ate ‘til I thought I would pop.
Then I ate and drank more and I just couldn’t stop!

So I went to my bed to try sleeping a bit,
But my stomach was hurting; it just would not quit.

It growled and churned and then it did rumble.
I rolled out of bed, to the hall I did stumble.

I ran like the wind - to the bathroom I flew.
I switched on the light - it was then that I knew;

I’d eaten too much. I knew I would barf.
It was all my own fault – too much food I did scarf.

It happened so fast that I could barely think.
Should I try for the john, or just use the sink?

I did not know which of my ends to use first.
So I sat with a trash can expecting the worst.

It wasn’t much fun. I hate being sick,
Especially the week we’re expecting St. Nick!

I learned my lesson and have slowed down the eating.
So I leave you now with my own little greeting:

If you don’t learn from my story and too much you do eat,
At least you’ll have comfort with your new toilet seat.

5 comments:

heidi said...

i wish i had read this before daniels work party last night. they always do white elephant, none of the gifts were as funny as this. I'll have to remember for next year.

Unknown said...

So funny- you are great.

julie said...

That is pretty freaking funny!

Allan and Diane said...

you clever girl you. I may just steal this idea but would definately give you credit!!

Kendall & Nichole said...

YOU ARE SO FUNNY...I NEED TO USE THAT SOME DAY! THANKS!